I guess I win since its been over 2 months since anyone else has made an attack. So I choose this moment to retire from this blog as well. But before I do, just a little prose of something I was thinking about...

Actually nevermind....I had written something here, but have deemed it pointless as it will only create friction and I would rather just disappear from the pages of judgemental discussions of how I should live, who I am a bad influence upon, or why I should be more "christian" than to lock myself in controversy (as I already have for far more days than I care to remember). Therefore I have decided to stop any angry comments it will generate at the source.


I would like to request that I be removed from the list of contributors to this website. Since I am no longer listed as an administrator and cannot do so myself.


"because once you're gone, you can never come back,
its out of the blue and into the black."
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"It's better to burn out, than it is to rust,"
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"There is more to the picture, than meets the eye,
Hey, hey. My, my."
-Neil Young

Rule Number 5: You're an Idiot.

*You throw in the Pope and the world goes straight to Hell...*

The beautiful Lady in Red walks by, Neo turns his head. BANG...he's dead. Straight from the movie. Sure, in the movie it was just a practice run....but Neo (although THE ONE) is still a guy with a wang. So when the hot girl walks by, yeah...he's gonna be looking.

take it down a notch.

I have to say that some ppl have taken this a little too far. It's supposed to be simple. Yes, you can use the pope, but use it as a legitamate counter-attack. Like against a quaker or something. And Seth... leave it to you to take it that much further.
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So, in conclusion, I use Neo. Who kills the french pansy with surreal, supernatural, and matrixical moves... and alotta guns.
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Here's a quick list of good and not-so-good counter-attacks:
GOOD:
Smith
Computer Virus
A hacker
Computer Nerd
Lag
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BAD:
A chronic ear infection
Busy schedule
Decided that peace was the answer
Wanted to pet the goat
etc.
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Just some quick pointers. Always remember: if you can't draw it and accurately represent it with just a pencil on a piece of paper in the middle of class, it's probly too complicated.

Behold, the Frenchman with a pair

Unforseeneth by the pope however, was just how far his papal power extended. In laying them to rest in the dirt he inadvertantly raised Philip IV from the dead...

The pope was then excommunicated from his own church, kidnapped by Philip's men, and soon thereafter died from "unknown causes."

"La vie longue le Roi!!!"

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust...

"Ye and God spoke to Abraham, you will kill your son Issac, and Abraham said I can't hear you; you will have to speak into the microphone. And God said oh I'm sorry is this better? Check check check check. Jerry pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

*and thusly the Pope laid them both to rest under the ground from whence they came...

recorded footage not free to public

In the fanatic spray of bullets, the insane Bush did happen to hit The Uncle. And yes, it did happen to hit him in the heart and kill him. But he decided that getting shot by a mad polititian was no way to go, so he jumped back into his body and decided to take his wound like a man and suck it up, realizing that a mortal wound is nothing to whine and die over. By the time he booted his body back up, the aforementioned Bush was standing over him. So, The Uncle, taking advantage of the opportunity presented, proceded to take hold of and tear off the man's left leg. Having thus done this, he then took to beating the other man down with his own left leg. What a way to go.

It's not the size that matters, but how you kill them...

TO SUM UP THIS ATTACK IN ONE WORD:.....STRATEGERY!

It turns out due to President Bush's falling approval rating, and having to put up with all these really annoying Midterm Election commercials; President Bush has gone insane. He grabed a M-16 and has commenced to kill EVRYBODY & Their Brother (alittle inside I know...) including The Faceless Uncle.






Does it make me unpatriotic (is that even how you say that?) that I want you guys to kill the president.

i may have reset this...

No one can escape the great uncle. There are stories. Some include (but are not limited to) the defeating of hundreds of russian midget mafia with a single AK and only one 30 round clip, something about surviving a rail road tie in the chest (why you stop at RR Xing), being the actual first man on the moon (he jumped), and something about catching a nuclear warhead and mounting it on his wall.

And Verily I sayeth unto you dudes, the war continues....

However, due to the Sherman Anti-Trust Act (1890) and the Clayton Act(1914) Bedivere and the Monopoly man Were thrown into Prison for operating Monopoly. Alas, no one can escape Uncle Sam!!!

"do not pass 'GO.' do not collect $200"

ARRGGHHH...back of the Throat...

...and we head on to scene 24 witch is a smashing scene with some lovely acting in which Arthur discovers a Vital clue...he burns the bunny with his box of 32 count matches, and then watches as Bedevere is arrested....

"who are you that is so wise in the ways of science"